July 2009
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Horror Idea - Post-Mortem
Post-Mortem
Yeah, this was essentially already made in 2004 by someone else using different ideas. But I have this great voice for it that I wager genuinely scares my girlfriend. Also, the character she will play has two great lines in it (when she’s a grief-stricken shell of a person, before she comes out of aforementioned shell- though those seem like opposite types of shells): “You...
MJ Funeral
My tweeting was non-sequential. Will post the proper commentary here when I can. I had the distinct feeling that Kobe Bryant thought it was Michael JORDAN’S funeral.
R.I.P. McNair
“Steve, hope the “A” was worth takin two in the melon I ain’t knockin Air’s judgment (hell, I’d get all up in those guts too, that biotch was definitely doable), but when are us dude’s gonna handle our relationship with women with more logic? The ONLY responsible way to handle a relationship with woman is HIT IT AND GO. Marry her, and the government takes...
The Illusion of Agency
Today marked the 1st 1st 1st time blowing kisses in the direction of the publishing world re: my novel re: agents. You’ve gotta give em time. Oh, and the drop down option of “multiple” or “exclusive” was sweet-hearted. I’ll give you a chance and if it’s not working out splendidly, I’m seeing other people.
“I won’t call for a...
Yelling "I'm gonna get cranky!"
at you significant other actually accomplishes a great deal, including but not exclusive to reducing your personal feelings to comedy, making significant other laugh, subsequently laughing at yourself.
Doesn't exist. What would it be? Somnambulantly... →
“What are you doing here?” she asks.
I’m not sure.
“I write obituaries,” I say.
“Anything else?” she asks.
“I guess. Here and there. I used to write more.”